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| User: | anthony_crowley (7901385)  Flash Bastard
I've the face of a sinner, but the hands of a priest. |
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| Name: | Anthony J. Crowley | |||||
| Location: | London, United Kingdom | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1970-10-21 | |||||
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| AOL IM: |  saunteredvaguely (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||
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| Bio: | Description: "Crowley had dark hair and good cheekbones and he was wearing snakeskin shoes, or at least presumably he was wearing shoes, and he could do really weird things with his tongue. And, whenever he forgot himself, he had a tendency to hiss." (Good Omens) For anyone who hasn't read Good Omens, Crowley is a demon of Hell and the serpent of Eden, although he appears fully human, apart from his eyes. Only very powerful characters would know otherwise. He wears dark sunglasses at all times and you should assume he's got them on unless otherwise stated. Behind the glasses are yellow eyes with vertical slit pupils. He can have black, feathery wings, when he wants to, but most of the time they are folded in, unnoticeably, beneath his skin. Crowley wears black designer suits, is very good looking, and has an upper-class British accent. Powers: Canonically, Crowley can - Be a snake Hack computers Drive 90 mph in London Turn a police car engine into... something Tie up every portable telephone system in Central London for forty five minutes at lunchtime Create the M25 Orbital Motorway, Welsh language television, and value added tax Receive knowledge from Hell instantly dropped into his brain Drive without petrol or any car maintenance Sleep through the 19th century Wave his hand to make his car lights go off Avoid getting wet in the rain Induce a standard brief moment of divine ecstasy Sink ducks Wave a hand to unlock his car doors Point to the ignition key to start the car Snap his fingers to make the wheel clamps on his car disappear Live forever Make a traffic warden's notebook spontaneously combust Go to restaurants without prior reservations Make mafia men never come back Sober up at will Invent game shows and have a hand in most TV Consider creating a hurricane Induce a tube strike Change a bad wine into a good one Strike people down with unexpected tummy bugs Keep a watch with no battery Materialize a handkerchief Change real guns into water guns Breathe life back into a dead dove Sense love Produce light Glare at a car and the paint heals while a dimple in the bumper pops back into shape Heal a broken bone Fix a broken bicycle Materialize a saddlebag and puncture repair kit and a pump and lights and gears for the bike Materialize a luggage rack for the car Move a bicycle to the top of the car and back down again without touching it See in the dark Change into something dreadful involving maggots Wish clothes into being from raw firmament. Miracle away stains Change paintball guns into real guns but miraculously no one is hurt Snap his fingers to put a woman into a trance where she has to tell the truth Make someone think they've had a lovely dream about whatever they like best Keep a flat where the beds are always made and the fridge is always stocked and works despite not being plugged in Listen to the stereo without speakers Use an unconnected fax machine Gesture on and off the TV Drive a car where the wheels don't turn and aren't actually attached to the car Gesture a plastic plant mister into dissolving Travel through the telephone line at nearly the speed of light at particle size Speak while particle size Walk through a burning building Stop a pant leg from smouldering with a glance Possess people with an occult connection Have a car that drives itself Snap his fingers to make sunglasses materialize and ash vanish from his suit and skin Talk to spirits Drive a burning car Avoid breathing Drive with the car wheels an inch off the ground Make a scooter fly and travel 70 mph Send people thousands of miles away Have a cassette player in any vehicle he cares to drive Additionally, we're told that, "For those of angel stock or demon breed, size, and shape, and composition, are simply options," and "angels are sexless unless they really want to make an effort." Sometimes at ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} dizzy_land Crowley appears as a female known as Antoinette. Her theme song is Femme Fatale.Disclaimer: The sole property of Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, I have borrowed Anthony Crowley to play with at neutral_omens and dizzy_land.Links: Anthony Crowley at Wikipedia Good Omens at Wikipedia | |||||
| Memories:: | 4 entries | |||||
| Interests: | 8: bentley, da vinci, fine dining, houseplants, queen, sunglasses, temptation, wine | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Mutual Friends: | 29: aeshma_daeva, anathema_witch, anthony_crowley, apocryphalwords, average_adam, born_to_lurk, classic_palm, corroded_crown, cpollard, dangeroushabits, dearwensleydale, dontcallmegabby, gilded_voice, grimsirius, i_hate_crawly, ineffable_angel, late_born_myth, leucemic_god, lordofthesouth, muddy_blues, nights_light, no_npc_here, playswithboys, polldancer, radishesncorks, smokes_and_lies, snugglywriting, stillnotfallen, swords_love_me | |||||
| Also Friend of: | 43: afimne, alicereflection, archangel_mike, averageadam, backindrac, barking_draco, barking_harry, bipolar_uriel, brianthelion, carrietta, come_and_see, cosmicmegatron, dice_addict, duke_of_lurk, electrictadpole, entropyoptimism, ex_teaandpoi335, flaming_michael, go_all_fishies, inwhiteleather, kuchiki, lady_of_water, mascara_seraph, microbes_r_us, nice_witch, nipplecounter, no_salvation_b, paintedwench, pedigreemongrel, profmoony, red_war, retiredhorseman, roadkill_god, sandburg_zone, shouldamanpurr, sister_mary_laq, stds_r_4_lovers, swampthingy, tardis_lord, taxes_5th_horse, walk_the_abyss, whatamigoodfor, white_grin_ | |||||
| Member of: | 9: dizzy_backstage, dizzy_land, lower_tadfield, madprophets, neutral_omens, outside_omens, paidmembers, premade_ljs, sauntervaguely | |||||
| Account type: | Paid Account | |||||
